Litteraly an egg

[Squirrel]

(05-29-2020, 07:30 AM)Romanista_ Wrote: lol i clicked the egg like 2k times
Bruhhhh

You're brave.... to click on an egg left by Nuke.

I was scared to death of it!!


~envisions a possible result~

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have chosen to click on the Malware Egg!

Please choose from the following fine software options:

1. To replace your tired PC with a Software Rabbit, click here.
2. To access all found storage, search for pictures of people, and delete them, click here.
3. To purge your music playlists, and replace each song with a splendid piece of ear-rape, click here.
4. To install a software puppy called Homework Chewer on your system, click here.
5. To install a Hacker Screensaver that makes your parents think you are hacking into some foreign bank, click here.
6. To choose all of the above fine options, and to subscribe to our mailing list for more wonderful malware, click this!
   

~your mouse pointer sits frozen, unwilling to move, you press Alt-F4 and it pops up a cute picture of a puppy chewing papers, all other keys appear to do nothing~

You have chosen ALL OPTIONS!

SPLENDID CHOICE!  Your keyboard has been disabled and your power button hacked so that you cannot disturb these very important operations from successfully improving your I.T. livelihood!