A Joker Introduction.

[Joker]

(10-27-2016, 07:52 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(10-27-2016, 12:04 AM)Joker Wrote: Hello boys, girls, and Batman supports (Which you shouldn't be!). My name is the Joker, yes you're mind is not fooling with you. I am the one from all the Batman shows, but I am not that one from Suicide Squad... that's my bro! 

Anyways, my name is Simon and I'm 20 years old from Greece, but soon want to move because I don't like Greece. The job I do is shoot cards at people and keep Greece on it's toes ~Hahaha!!~ but that's my part-time job... didn't suspect that did you! ~Hehe~ My full time job is that I build and install cabinets for either houses or hotels. It's a good job. 

Yes, the Joker does listen to music, and NO! I don't listen to Batman's stupid little tunes... I like to listen to real music! Like Classical Rock and Trap music. 

I'm also a Nuclear Scientist. Well... a basic one anyways since I don't know everything about it, but I love doing it. Don't worry... a nuke or hydrogen bomb won't hit your country. I'm not THAT evil! ~Creeps to the little special red button~ 

That's my crazy introduction, can't wait to meet you guys!

Welcome aboard, and I look forward to your making me laugh so much, that I fall out of trees doing it!

Now, about those shrooms of yours. While I am a 'meat & alternatives' type eater, of which shrooms are 'alternative', I prefer nuts to shrooms, and will avoid shrooms at all cooooooosstss!!" (Just because I'm a partly nocturnal squirrel, does not mean that I also wish to glow in the dark, eh?!)

Do you still use the line, "Where does he get all these wwwwwooonnnnderful toyyyyss?!"

That line is the line of my life @Squirrel ~Haha~ 

I can hook you up on the shroom market! I mean... (Not to tell my secrete) How the hell do you think I act so loopy and commit horrible crimes and not feel the pain afterwards?! So... since you live in a tree... shrooms may be hard to find, after all Gotham has a black market! So I don't need to go scramble for them in the forest.

Forest shrooms, forest shrooms, hmm... Ahaha! Look for a Mushroom called the Magic Mushroom (It's a legit thing... Google can prove that) and eat that wack thing. It's not a problem for Squirrels though. Your metabolism is able to take the POWER! ~Hehe~ Good luck.