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The unbelieveable tale of Karl Max the great
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Once, there was a team.

The team's power was unquestionable. They ruled the FFA server with the blobbiest of fists. Incestuously breeding with one another, they reproduced without any consideration for others, destroying all in their wake only to immediately regroup their mass into another member of their team. Not a single other blob stood a chance. They could only watch as the team dominated the leader board. It would appear, thought the denizens of this poor server, that none stood a chance against this mighty team.

Karl Marx thought differently. He believed, perhaps rightfully, that this was not how the order of things should be. That the everyday, common blob should be rewarded for their blob gathering, not simply be devoured by those in power. He saw signs of descent everywhere: small blobs named "KILL THE TEAM" spawned every few minutes, some even gaining considerable mass before the team squashed them out.

Marx saw the first problem that needed to be fixed. Despite the rule of the team, the smaller blobs still bickered among themselves. "My friends," he pleaded, "if we were to work together--if we were to band against the team, we could have a chance of revolution!"
Revolution. That's what rang in the minds of Marx and his allies. Revolution. Marx amassed a group of followers. They would avoid the team at all cost, staying off their radar, subsisting on stray dots. They wouldn't devour blobs that attacked them; rather they would feed those who wished to join their noble cause and avoid those too petty to see the true villains on the server.

KILL THE TEAM. KILL THE TEAM. More and more anti-team blobs popped up. Marx found what he saw as fellow communists everywhere he looked, and this time they anticipated the splitting of the team, evading capture, biding their time. Eventually, Marx had an army. And a plan.

A single blob, labeled "NO TEAM" approached the smallest member, then ranked #4 on the leader board. Trailing behind him was Karl Marx, only slightly smaller than NO TEAM. Surely, #4 must have laughed. NO TEAM was large, to be sure, but to walk up to a member of the team with such a name meant certain death. The team began filling him up. Marx got ready.

#4 split at NO TEAM. But Marx was closer. Marx quickly gave all of his mass to NO TEAM, who almost dramatically doubled in size. NO TEAM devoured #4. A brief moment of pause went through the rest of the team, trying to process what had just happened. That moment was all NO TEAM needed. He split, again, devouring more and more blobs. NO TEAM had reached #1, thanks to Karl Marx's sacrifice.

Unfortunately, this tale does not stop there. Marx's vision of equality would never be realized. It is simply the nature of blobs to desire power. And NO TEAM was no different. Marx's old allies teamed up with NO TEAM and in a painful case of irony, became a team.
When Marx respawned he saw what had happened. NO TEAM split carelessly, devouring others. His friends would reabsorb him and store his mass safely; then spit it back out at him later. Marx had failed. Nothing had changed. The evil had only take a different form. One he himself had created.

And the will of this creature--this revolutionary--this blob--was finally broken. His dream would never become reality.
But his ideals live on, in the hearts and minds of every blob. Wherever there is inequality, there will be those who thirst for revolution. Wherever there are dictators, there will be those who wish to destroy them. And wherever there is a team, there will be blobs who want to leave their Marx on the world.
Credit to gargle-greg!
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amen grate felow that marx
(08-23-2015, 11:49 PM)Sora Wrote: It's russian style, entertains the western globe, irritates the southern coast, and kills the forums boring vibe of roalty and elegancy. (Where respectable users must write perfect to apprehend/maintain reputation) Welcome to 2015, where insanity is reality. (And reality is insanity)



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One of the stories.
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