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Hey, it's been a while but how about we play a game called corrupt-a-wish?
It starts off by someone wishing for something then another person turning that wish into something terrible starting with the phrase "Granted,".
example: "I wish I had a car." "Granted, but the car has no engine."
So let me start it off.
I wish I had some chicken nuggets.
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(07-29-2019, 04:16 AM)YaGirlBantrr Wrote: Hey, it's been a while but how about we play a game called corrupt-a-wish?
It starts off by someone wishing for something then another person turning that wish into something terrible starting with the phrase "Granted,".
example: "I wish I had a car." "Granted, but the car has no engine."
So let me start it off.
I wish I had some chicken nuggets.
Granted, but they are frozen solid, in the middle of a 3'x3'x3' ice cube!
Fight the Good Fight
(Listen with lyrics here!)
Make it worth the price we pay!
All your life you've been waiting for your chance,
Pray you'll fit into the Plan.
But you're the master of your own destiny,
So give and take the best that you can!
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07-29-2019, 07:52 AM
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(07-29-2019, 06:26 AM)Squirrel Wrote: (07-29-2019, 04:16 AM)YaGirlBantrr Wrote: Hey, it's been a while but how about we play a game called corrupt-a-wish?
It starts off by someone wishing for something then another person turning that wish into something terrible starting with the phrase "Granted,".
example: "I wish I had a car." "Granted, but the car has no engine."
So let me start it off.
I wish I had some chicken nuggets.
Granted, but they are frozen solid, in the middle of a 3'x3'x3' ice cube
You missed your wish.Please wish something so I can grant it xD
When you're not sure,flip a coin because while the coin is in the air,you realize which one you're actually hoping for.
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(07-29-2019, 07:52 AM)MadMan YT Wrote: (07-29-2019, 06:26 AM)Squirrel Wrote: (07-29-2019, 04:16 AM)YaGirlBantrr Wrote: Hey, it's been a while but how about we play a game called corrupt-a-wish?
It starts off by someone wishing for something then another person turning that wish into something terrible starting with the phrase "Granted,".
example: "I wish I had a car." "Granted, but the car has no engine."
So let me start it off.
I wish I had some chicken nuggets.
Granted, but they are frozen solid, in the middle of a 3'x3'x3' ice cube
You missed your wish.Please wish something so I can grant it xD
There's only one thing I wish for, and I can't say it here... lol Hmm, and then things about my kids. I'm not gonna allow anyone to write a 'corruption' for that!
So I guess I'll make something up.
Hmm.
I wish to win a contest where the prize is "ribs for a year" at my favourite restaurant. 
Fight the Good Fight
(Listen with lyrics here!)
Make it worth the price we pay!
All your life you've been waiting for your chance,
Pray you'll fit into the Plan.
But you're the master of your own destiny,
So give and take the best that you can!
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(07-29-2019, 11:06 PM)Squirrel Wrote: (07-29-2019, 07:52 AM)MadMan YT Wrote: (07-29-2019, 06:26 AM)Squirrel Wrote: (07-29-2019, 04:16 AM)YaGirlBantrr Wrote: Hey, it's been a while but how about we play a game called corrupt-a-wish?
It starts off by someone wishing for something then another person turning that wish into something terrible starting with the phrase "Granted,".
example: "I wish I had a car." "Granted, but the car has no engine."
So let me start it off.
I wish I had some chicken nuggets.
Granted, but they are frozen solid, in the middle of a 3'x3'x3' ice cube
You missed your wish.Please wish something so I can grant it xD
There's only one thing I wish for, and I can't say it here... lol Hmm, and then things about my kids. I'm not gonna allow anyone to write a 'corruption' for that!
So I guess I'll make something up.
Hmm.
I wish to win a contest where the prize is "ribs for a year" at my favourite restaurant.
Granted,but all the year they fed you donkey's ribs
I wish that sora gives me unlimited coins and gold membership
When you're not sure,flip a coin because while the coin is in the air,you realize which one you're actually hoping for.
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(07-30-2019, 10:30 AM)MadMan YT Wrote: (07-29-2019, 11:06 PM)Squirrel Wrote: There's only one thing I wish for, and I can't say it here... lol Hmm, and then things about my kids. I'm not gonna allow anyone to write a 'corruption' for that!
So I guess I'll make something up.
Hmm.
I wish to win a contest where the prize is "ribs for a year" at my favourite restaurant.
Granted,but all the year they fed you donkey's ribs
I wish that sora gives me unlimited coins and gold membership
GRANTED!
But you find out these aren't Agma coins, but rather coins that were used in the laundromat down the street that went bankrupt three years ago. :|
~sits in the back yard, enjoying the summer, and wondering what to wish for~
I wish that it were cooler! 
Fight the Good Fight
(Listen with lyrics here!)
Make it worth the price we pay!
All your life you've been waiting for your chance,
Pray you'll fit into the Plan.
But you're the master of your own destiny,
So give and take the best that you can!
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(07-30-2019, 01:50 PM)Squirrel Wrote: (07-30-2019, 10:30 AM)MadMan YT Wrote: (07-29-2019, 11:06 PM)Squirrel Wrote: There's only one thing I wish for, and I can't say it here... lol Hmm, and then things about my kids. I'm not gonna allow anyone to write a 'corruption' for that!
So I guess I'll make something up.
Hmm.
I wish to win a contest where the prize is "ribs for a year" at my favourite restaurant.
Granted,but all the year they fed you donkey's ribs
I wish that sora gives me unlimited coins and gold membership
GRANTED!
But you find out these aren't Agma coins, but rather coins that were used in the laundromat down the street that went bankrupt three years ago. :|
~sits in the back yard, enjoying the summer, and wondering what to wish for~
I wish that it were cooler!
Granted
But it became so cool that you froze
(07-30-2019, 05:20 PM)Lazaro Wrote: I wish I had a banana
Granted
But the banana was rotten
When you're not sure,flip a coin because while the coin is in the air,you realize which one you're actually hoping for.
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I Wish i could travel the world.
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(08-02-2019, 12:04 PM)Owl Wrote: I Wish i could travel the world.
Granted
You traveled all the world but with a blindfold on your eyes
I wish that I get world's best gaming setup
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(08-02-2019, 01:26 PM)MadMan YT Wrote: (08-02-2019, 12:04 PM)Owl Wrote: I Wish i could travel the world.
Granted
You traveled all the world but with a blindfold on your eyes
I wish that I get world's best gaming setup
Granted!
You got the worlds best gaming setup, but Sadly you don't even play games
I wish, i could fly first class in an airplane.
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(08-02-2019, 01:34 PM)Owl Wrote: (08-02-2019, 01:26 PM)MadMan YT Wrote: (08-02-2019, 12:04 PM)Owl Wrote: I Wish i could travel the world.
Granted
You traveled all the world but with a blindfold on your eyes
I wish that I get world's best gaming setup
Granted!
You got the worlds best gaming setup, but Sadly you don't even play games
I wish, i could fly first class in an airplane.
GRANTED!
But due to a medical condition, you were under the affects of general anasthesia for the duration of the flight!
I wish that my computer would work for ten years before I need to buy a new one!
Fight the Good Fight
(Listen with lyrics here!)
Make it worth the price we pay!
All your life you've been waiting for your chance,
Pray you'll fit into the Plan.
But you're the master of your own destiny,
So give and take the best that you can!
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(08-02-2019, 04:18 PM)Squirrel Wrote: (08-02-2019, 01:34 PM)Owl Wrote: (08-02-2019, 01:26 PM)MadMan YT Wrote: (08-02-2019, 12:04 PM)Owl Wrote: I Wish i could travel the world.
Granted
You traveled all the world but with a blindfold on your eyes
I wish that I get world's best gaming setup
Granted!
You got the worlds best gaming setup, but Sadly you don't even play games
I wish, i could fly first class in an airplane.
GRANTED!
But due to a medical condition, you were under the affects of general anasthesia for the duration of the flight!
I wish that my computer would work for ten years before I need to buy a new one!
Granted!
Due to technology changing and constantly improving, your computer is outdated and you need a new one!
I wish I could fly into outer space and explore the universe!
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(08-02-2019, 05:29 PM)Owl Wrote: (08-02-2019, 04:18 PM)Squirrel Wrote: (08-02-2019, 01:34 PM)Owl Wrote: (08-02-2019, 01:26 PM)MadMan YT Wrote: (08-02-2019, 12:04 PM)Owl Wrote: I Wish i could travel the world.
Granted
You traveled all the world but with a blindfold on your eyes
I wish that I get world's best gaming setup
Granted!
You got the worlds best gaming setup, but Sadly you don't even play games
I wish, i could fly first class in an airplane.
GRANTED!
But due to a medical condition, you were under the affects of general anasthesia for the duration of the flight!
I wish that my computer would work for ten years before I need to buy a new one!
Granted!
Due to technology changing and constantly improving, your computer is outdated and you need a new one!
I wish I could fly into outer space and explore the universe!
Granted!
but you barely have enough air to breath (:<
I wish I was the fastest typer in the world
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(08-02-2019, 11:39 PM)YaGirlBantrr Wrote: (08-02-2019, 05:29 PM)Owl Wrote: (08-02-2019, 04:18 PM)Squirrel Wrote: (08-02-2019, 01:34 PM)Owl Wrote: (08-02-2019, 01:26 PM)MadMan YT Wrote: Granted
You traveled all the world but with a blindfold on your eyes
I wish that I get world's best gaming setup
Granted!
You got the worlds best gaming setup, but Sadly you don't even play games
I wish, i could fly first class in an airplane.
GRANTED!
But due to a medical condition, you were under the affects of general anasthesia for the duration of the flight!
I wish that my computer would work for ten years before I need to buy a new one!
Granted!
Due to technology changing and constantly improving, your computer is outdated and you need a new one!
I wish I could fly into outer space and explore the universe!
Granted!
but you barely have enough air to breath (:<
I wish I was the fastest typer in the world
Granted
You were,but you never got to know it.
When you're not sure,flip a coin because while the coin is in the air,you realize which one you're actually hoping for.
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