Present your country

[Supergirl]

(01-03-2019, 10:11 AM)Squirrel Wrote:

• There is also physical evidence -- over 90% of Canada's population lives within 100 miles of the American border
• A Canadian, an Aussie, and an American walk into a bar. The Aussie orders them a round of drinks. When they come, the Aussie takes his in a gulp, then throws his glass onto the ground and smashes it. The others ask, "Why did you do that?" and he answers, "In Australia, we have so much glass, we never have to drink from the same one twice." Then the American orders them a round. When the drinks come, he pounds it back, throws his glass into the air, whips out a gun, and shoots the glass so it is splintered. The others are shocked, and ask, "Why did you do that?" The American responds saying, "In America, we have so many bullets, we never have to drink from the same glass twice." Then the Canadian buys them a round. The server brings them, the Canadian downs his, picks up the American's gun, and shoots him with it! The Aussie is appalled and asks, "Why the hell did you do THAT?!" The Canadian answers, "In Canada, we have so many Americans, we never have to drink with the same one twice."
  

My 2 favorite parts ...

1st I think is also a thing about topografic (north/south), since I prefer to have it warm, I would also prefer not to live close to Alaska 

2nd, exactly my humor, so much truth involved, but packed as a funny story