Slap, Hate, Love, Kiss, Kill,Marry or Hug?

[CantREKTMe]

(09-20-2016, 07:16 PM)Breakfast Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:04 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote: I'm gonna play it safe...so hug.

PLAY IT SAFE? WOULD YOU HUG A FIRE IN REAL LLIFE?

Not me, but a cheetah probably would.

[Squirrel]

(09-20-2016, 07:29 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:16 PM)Breakfast Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:04 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote: I'm gonna play it safe...so hug.

PLAY IT SAFE? WOULD YOU HUG A FIRE IN REAL LLIFE?

Not me, but a cheetah probably would.

~flicks his tail, nervously~

So... @Fire wants to eat me, and he can burn up my escape routes... and a cheetah can easily catch me, but I doubt he wants to eat me -- not enough meat!

If someone wants squirrel for breakfast, you better find an area with lots of them!

~hugs the cheetah, and gioes off in search of other squirrels~

[CantREKTMe]

(09-21-2016, 01:44 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:29 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:16 PM)Breakfast Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:04 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote: I'm gonna play it safe...so hug.

PLAY IT SAFE? WOULD YOU HUG A FIRE IN REAL LLIFE?

Not me, but a cheetah probably would.

~flicks his tail, nervously~

So... @Fire wants to eat me, and he can burn up my escape routes... and a cheetah can easily catch me, but I doubt he wants to eat me -- not enough meat!

If someone wants squirrel for breakfast, you better find an area with lots of them!

~hugs the cheetah, and gioes off in search of other squirrels~

Nah, don't like squirrels, but I can help you find your friends. (Secretly hides his addiction of eating squirrels, until there are lots of them around and plenty to eat).

[Squirrel]

(09-21-2016, 04:03 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote:

(09-21-2016, 01:44 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:29 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:16 PM)Breakfast Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:04 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote: I'm gonna play it safe...so hug.

PLAY IT SAFE? WOULD YOU HUG A FIRE IN REAL LLIFE?

Not me, but a cheetah probably would.

~flicks his tail, nervously~

So... @Fire wants to eat me, and he can burn up my escape routes... and a cheetah can easily catch me, but I doubt he wants to eat me -- not enough meat!

If someone wants squirrel for breakfast, you better find an area with lots of them!

~hugs the cheetah, and gioes off in search of other squirrels~

Nah, don't like squirrels, but I can help you find your friends. (Secretly hides his addiction of eating squirrels, until there are lots of them around and plenty to eat).

~waves~ ...to REKTMe, and emigrates to a forest far faaarrr away!

[CantREKTMe]

(09-21-2016, 04:08 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(09-21-2016, 04:03 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote:

(09-21-2016, 01:44 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:29 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote:

(09-20-2016, 07:16 PM)Breakfast Wrote: PLAY IT SAFE? WOULD YOU HUG A FIRE IN REAL LLIFE?

Not me, but a cheetah probably would.

~flicks his tail, nervously~

So... @Fire wants to eat me, and he can burn up my escape routes... and a cheetah can easily catch me, but I doubt he wants to eat me -- not enough meat!

If someone wants squirrel for breakfast, you better find an area with lots of them!

~hugs the cheetah, and gioes off in search of other squirrels~

Nah, don't like squirrels, but I can help you find your friends. (Secretly hides his addiction of eating squirrels, until there are lots of them around and plenty to eat).

~waves~ ...to REKTMe, and emigrates to a forest far faaarrr away!

Nooooo! Runs after the squirrel into the forest and starts the hunt!

[Mikasa]

Excuse me for breaking the chain of roleplays...

But I need some hugs guys.

[CantREKTMe]

Ok...Hug.

[Konoha]

I'm gonna hate cause i am not allowed to kill

[ℱＩＲＥ]

(09-21-2016, 06:02 PM)Konoha Wrote: I'm gonna hate cause i am not allowed to kill

Well, blo- eh Konoha, ehmmmmmmmmmmm

You know, I can't get used to the new name, blo-ehhhhhhhhhhh, wait,no Konoha, ehhhhhhhhh..........

Blood- NONONNONO!!! Bad Fire!!!!!!

It's Konoha, Fire, you got it?


Can I keep calling you Blood? ;P

[Konoha]

(09-21-2016, 07:04 PM)ℱＩＲＥ Wrote:

(09-21-2016, 06:02 PM)Konoha Wrote: I'm gonna hate cause i am not allowed to kill Kappa

Well, blo- eh Konoha, ehmmmmmmmmmmm

You know, I can't get used to the new name, blo-ehhhhhhhhhhh, wait,no Konoha, ehhhhhhhhh..........

Blood- NONONNONO!!! Bad Fire!!!!!!

It's Konoha, Fire, you got it?


Can I keep calling you Blood? ;P

Slap and sure :P

[Squirrel]

(09-22-2016, 05:06 AM)Konoha Wrote: Slap and sure

~huuug~
Blood who?!

What's that @Fire-dude talking about??

Oh... and @Mikasa?> A ~huuug~ for you too!

Nuts all around!

~dumps out two huge bags of peanuts that people keep throwing to him, as if he didn't know how to sneak them out of the grocery store himself!~

[CantREKTMe]

(09-22-2016, 05:05 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(09-22-2016, 05:06 AM)Konoha Wrote: Slap and sure

~huuug~
Blood who?!

What's that @Fire-dude talking about??

Oh... and @Mikasa?> A ~huuug~ for you too!

Nuts all around!

~dumps out two huge bags of peanuts that people keep throwing to him, as if he didn't know how to sneak them out of the grocery store himself!~

Sneaks up on squirrel, while he is busy dumping out the bags of nuts and lunges for him...(Now I've got you!)

[Squirrel]

(09-22-2016, 05:34 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote: Sneaks up on squirrel, while he is busy dumping out the bags of nuts and lunges for him...(Now I've got you!)

~lets our a feral high-pitched scream and appears to.... wait?!~

Out of the forest, at full gait comes a panther, its coat sleek and black, it's eyes burning green coals, it's paws as round as the size of an medium-aged tree, mouth open and dripping, it's fangs and teeth gnashing together, emitting piercing noises that make the hairs stand up on your neck.

Three days later, @CantREKTMe wakes up in a hospital, arms and torso encased in bandages, wondering where the &%^#$# he is

"Aww, hell! Where am I?!"

He turns to the side of the bed and sees a single piece of paper, on it which is written a single word:

S L A P

Later, a furry rodent can be seen to high-5 @DTricksplit.


Don't do dat again, and we can be... (read my word backwards). :|

PS: I wanted her to eat you and spit you out... to teach you a lesson. But then she went and used logic on me. "It can't very well be merely a lesson, if he's DEAD, can it?!" She talked me down to that. Lucky for you, you let go of me when you did!

[Squirrel]

(09-22-2016, 09:15 PM)Relax Wrote: Hmm... It's Squirrel. Do I show affection through a hug or risk getting rabies from a slap?
I don't believe in hating, since the only thing to hate is how he ashames us all by writing so well.
I could love the Squirrel but it has a short life span.
Marrying and kissing is gross (but it will probably be legal someday (I JUST TRIGGERED SOMEONE) (PLSDONTHURTME))
Hm.. I'll go for a hug with the strongest anesthetic I can find rubbed all over my arms. I'll make you into a nice fur hat 
And why not just kill you ask? I'd like @CantREKTMe to watch your final moments

LOL... I editted it. I was, ahh, err, ehhh, talked down.

~slaps you too~

PS: What was all that goo on you?!

A local anaesthetic?! Are you freakin' kiddin' me?!???! What. Were you a dentist in a former lifetime??!?!

~rubs off his arms, and body, where he's not feeling very much at the moment, and scampers off into the forest, up a random tree, and disappears from sight!~


PPS: (LOLOL, hey @Sora! MyBB doesn't know how to spell 'anaesthetic'! Fix that thing, will ya?!)

[CantREKTMe]

(09-22-2016, 09:08 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(09-22-2016, 05:34 PM)CantREKTMe Wrote: Sneaks up on squirrel, while he is busy dumping out the bags of nuts and lunges for him...(Now I've got you!)

~lets our a feral high-pitched scream and appears to.... wait?!~

Out of the forest, at full gait comes a panther, its coat sleek and black, it's eyes burning green coals, it's paws as round as the size of an medium-aged tree, mouth open and dripping, it's fangs and teeth gnashing together, emitting piercing noises that make the hairs stand up on your neck.

Three days later, @CantREKTMe wakes up in a hospital, arms and torso encased in bandages, wondering where the &%^#$# he is

"Aww, hell! Where am I?!"

He turns to the side of the bed and sees a single piece of paper, on it which is written a single word:

S L A P

Later, a furry rodent can be seen to high-5 @DTricksplit.


Don't do dat again, and we can be... (read my word backwards). :|

PS: I wanted her to eat you and spit you out... to teach you a lesson. But then she went and used logic on me. "It can't very well be merely a lesson, if he's DEAD, can it?!" She talked me down to that. Lucky for you, you let go of me when you did!

Well I may not have the original squirrel, but I have all his friends (Shows bulging bag full of helpless squirrels). I'm sure these will make perfect fur hats for @Sora.