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Boy: I think you're pretty.
Girl: Thx.
Boy: I wish there was something between us.
Girl: Me too.
Boy: Really. Like what?
Girl: A wall.

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lol maybe make a Jokes thread or sth, I mean you shouldn't make a thread for one joke alone lmao
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i got one,

if you don't get it right the first time, i don't think skydiving is for you
 
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(08-09-2016, 09:07 PM)Breakfast Wrote: i got one,

if you don't get it right the first time, i don't think skydiving is for you

i'm assuming with a parachute correct?
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(08-09-2016, 09:27 PM)✨101✨ Wrote:
(08-09-2016, 09:07 PM)Breakfast Wrote: i got one,

if you don't get it right the first time, i don't think skydiving is for you

i'm assuming with a parachute correct?

A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in.

A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?"

The kid replies, "Because that man over there ripped the first one in half."
 
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#6
I don't like the first post because that's actually how I often feel with girls and that's not really funny imo
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(08-10-2016, 12:15 AM)Yugopolis Wrote: I don't like the first post because that's actually how I often feel with girls and that's not really funny imo

lmao are you trolling m8?
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(08-10-2016, 12:20 AM)✨101✨ Wrote:
(08-10-2016, 12:15 AM)Yugopolis Wrote: I don't like the first post because that's actually how I often feel with girls and that's not really funny imo

lmao are you trolling m8?

Insensitive asf tbthwu
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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
 
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