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I stole a bike, now I ask for forgiveness
#1
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness.
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#2
Thank you for informing us about your deed, we are very satisfied by what you have said Big Grin
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#3
.-. I hope god forgives you
~Konoha/ Blud
I'm gorgeous!

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#4
Yes what else could i have done
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#5
You could have sold @Voakie 's milk, and buy a new bike with that money.

            "Experience has taught me that wishful thinking 
                                 only leads to disappointment."
                                                         
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#6
Have fun riding your new old bike.
Tired of living.
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#7
lol, it was my bike Tongue
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"No, I want to be a dragon flying"
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#8
(06-09-2016, 10:10 AM)pakalu papito Wrote: Yes what else could i have done

Next time, find a thief who stole a bike.

Wow! Just like that... you found yourself. And now you can steal the bike from yourself perpetually.

You can make a career out of it!
Fight the Good Fight
(Listen with lyrics here!)
Make it worth the price we pay!
All your life you've been waiting for your chance,
Pray you'll fit into the Plan.
But you're the master of your own destiny,
So give and take the best that you can!
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(06-09-2016, 02:16 PM)Squirrel Wrote:
(06-09-2016, 10:10 AM)pakalu papito Wrote: Yes what else could i have done

Next time, find a thief who stole a bike.

Wow! Just like that... you found yourself. And now you can steal the bike from yourself perpetually.

You can make a career out of it!
=_= A Career? What kind of career? Self-Robber? I Don't even know what I'm talking about . . . .

Don't let yourself be a loser.
Don't give up.
Just keep trying 

Coaco Style  Wink 
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(06-09-2016, 02:16 PM)Squirrel Wrote:
(06-09-2016, 10:10 AM)pakalu papito Wrote: Yes what else could i have done

Next time, find a thief who stole a bike.

Wow! Just like that... you found yourself. And now you can steal the bike from yourself perpetually.

You can make a career out of it!

my mind is hurting that is to intellectualiemente for me i make mind go looping. You know the loop when it is for ever loop, it just makes computer crash because it is for ever loop and never stopping, it is same iwth my mind 
i steal bike
find stealer | me
steal bike from | me
find stealer | me
steal mike from | me

helpings, i am going to read sanskrit now for free my fried brain

you can now make omelet on my head it is too warm becasue of brain, egg wil fry

who wants omelet and fry egg? 1 glass of goat milk

2 fry egg and 2 omelett, 1 camel

sale 50 percentings off
3 fry egg and 2 omelett, 1 camel and 2 glass goat milk
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I want omelet and fry egg... Tongue

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                                 only leads to disappointment."
                                                         
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#12
nice bike
 
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(06-09-2016, 10:13 PM)pakalu papito Wrote: my mind is hurting that is to intellectualiemente for me i make mind go looping. You know the loop when it is for ever loop, it just makes computer crash because it is for ever loop and never stopping, it is same iwth my mind 
i steal bike
find stealer | me
steal bike from | me
find stealer | me
steal mike from | me

helpings, i am going to read sanskrit now for free my fried brain

you can now make omelet on my head it is too warm becasue of brain, egg wil fry

who wants omelet and fry egg? 1 glass of goat milk

2 fry egg and  2 omelett, 1 camel

sale 50 percentings off
3 fry egg and 2 omelett, 1 camel and 2 glass goat milk

Yes, the infinite loop. A programmer's nemesis -- for without a proper breakpoint set, you quickly use all the machines resources, your program hangs, and you have no idea what happened, and no way to find out.
(So you go back, relearn/learn about breakpoint6s, and do what you should have done in the first place!

This thread, now that I think of it, reminds me of a guy I used to work for.

I can't say, looking back, that I was proud to have.

One of his favourite lines was "Steal first, apologize later". (Notice it doesn't mention "give back", that part NEVER happened.)

Yes, that's how my high schools Math Dept had 3 filing cabinets for each teacher they had, meanwhile the English dept was down to probably 1 per teacher. :|

His errant ways finally caught up to him, after blatantly and grossing misusing Board cash (to buy his friends Christmas presents, no less), and he was sent packing.

You're a funny man... but I hope you don't actually steal. The Karma-Kart will roll over you, one day! Wink
Fight the Good Fight
(Listen with lyrics here!)
Make it worth the price we pay!
All your life you've been waiting for your chance,
Pray you'll fit into the Plan.
But you're the master of your own destiny,
So give and take the best that you can!
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