Craw & S1104874 Wedding All Are Invited

[blueblindcat ❤]

Blood is a girl? Lel.

[Mikasa]

(06-05-2016, 01:34 PM)blueblindcat ❤ Wrote: Blood is a girl? Lel.

He isn't, but in the shoutbox there was a discussion about Craw being gay...
You really have to go through the shoutbox archive xD

[Squirrel]

(06-05-2016, 01:39 PM)Mikasa Wrote:

(06-05-2016, 01:34 PM)blueblindcat ❤ Wrote: Blood is a girl? Lel.

He isn't, but in the shoutbox there was a discussion about Craw being gay...
You really have to go through the shoutbox archive xD

Hmm. Maybe I should also become a private security contractor.

Someone's head is gonna roll, I just can't fathom whose goes first!

[ℱＩＲＥ]

(06-05-2016, 01:25 PM)Mikasa Wrote: Rip wedding...
Craw is with Blood now...

Noooooo Craw left meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ThePrinceOfAmerica]

Can I invite Donald Trumpet?

[s1104874]

hahahahahaha this is the best effing thread ever I swear to god and seriously a bird what the **** v1tal and 101 you are on point lol

[GabeN]

I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE BRIDEE.

[Squirrel]

(06-06-2016, 03:56 AM)GabeN Wrote: I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE BRIDEE.

I think everything went haywire. I don't think anything is happening anymore, and that means... you still could be!

But which one do you want to wed!

And just remember, I'm not the priest, no matter what anyone tells you!!

Rodents are simply unordainable!

[GabeN]

(06-06-2016, 02:55 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(06-06-2016, 03:56 AM)GabeN Wrote: I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE BRIDEE.

I think everything went haywire. I don't think anything is happening anymore, and that means... you still could be!

But which one do you want to wed!

And just remember, I'm not the priest, no matter what anyone tells you!!

Rodents are simply unordainable!

Ok then I shall mary a Rodent

[Squirrel]

(06-06-2016, 03:48 PM)GabeN Wrote: Ok then I shall mary a Rodent

I can't imagine where you'll find another talking rodent, but all the best to you in your search!

It can't be me, because as you know, the groom must have a barren fourth finger of the left hand, on which he then must wear some bauble that signifies his having joined another. But in my case, I already have one, and a second would lead directly to capital murder, and we've already had quite enough drama, that we don't need that kind of a circus!

Oh! And once you come to your senses, and want to divorce that said rodent, without being forced to let it eat the shirt off your back, and the shorts over your nuts, look me up again, I may be able to help!

[GabeN]

(06-06-2016, 04:56 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(06-06-2016, 03:48 PM)GabeN Wrote: Ok then I shall mary a Rodent

I can't imagine where you'll find another talking rodent, but all the best to you in your search!

It can't be me, because as you know, the groom must have a barren fourth finger of the left hand, on which he then must wear some bauble that signifies his having joined another. But in my case, I already have one, and a second would lead directly to capital murder, and we've already had quite enough drama, that we don't need that kind of a circus!

Oh! And once you come to your senses, and want to divorce that said rodent, without being forced to let it eat the shirt off your back, and the shorts over your nuts, look me up again, I may be able to help!

Thanks,
I think i will pass with the rodents I will go to  dragons @Falysidia your Dragons would be great wifus.
Also they would be perfect on security as I will find only the Firespitting Ones

[Squirrel]

(06-06-2016, 05:50 PM)GabeN Wrote: Thanks,
I think i will pass with the rodents I will go to  dragons @Falysidia your Dragons would be great wifus.
Also they would be perfect on security as I will find only the Firespitting Ones

A most-excellent choice!!

There is no such thing as a 'dumb dragon', so you just can't go wrong. Their magic tricks will keep your young 'uns entertained until they mature! (Guys around 30, girls, closer to 20)

Plus, you'll never need to buy a car again!

[Falysidia]

(06-06-2016, 06:10 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(06-06-2016, 05:50 PM)GabeN Wrote: Thanks,
I think i will pass with the rodents I will go to  dragons @Falysidia your Dragons would be great wifus.
Also they would be perfect on security as I will find only the Firespitting Ones

A most-excellent choice!!

There is no such thing as a 'dumb dragon', so you just can't go wrong. Their magic tricks will keep your young 'uns entertained until they mature! (Guys around 30, girls, closer to 20)

Plus, you'll never need to buy a car again!

Just tell me any kind of dragon, cause I can make them talk and everything like that.

[✨101✨]

lol i'm the bridesmaid

[Mikasa]

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