I have lotsa agario in my...

[CrustyButtHole]

Heeey, all!

I'm gomma write an extremely self-centered post about myself, which will contain lotsa and lotsa of I's, Me's, and shit. So, here it goes:

I am CrustyButtHole.

I like bread.
I like grandmas.
I like air conditioners.
I like xerox-machine thingies.

You know what I also like?
I like eggs.
I like money.
I like...

Ok, ok, OKAY! This is getting very stupid. Let's put it in this form:
I am 57 years old, a very handsome, blue-male who lives in his own house, paying bills and shit, who likes to get laid. Is that better? Great!
If not, deal with it! Since I am butthurt (pun not intended) for no apparent reason, I may seem like one but I can assure you that I am most certainly NOT an ASSHOLE (again, no pun intended).


If y'all wanna "Agar.io and Chill", then knock me u- uhh, I mean hit me up. 

Anyway, I like to play Agar.io, and here appears to be a lovely community.  


Phanks for listening,
Ta- PHEW!! I almost wrote down my actual name!

Sincerely,
CrustyButtHole

P.S. I like toilets.

Time-Zone: East-ish of USA

[✨101✨]

You have quite the potty mouth











Welcome to the forums!!

If you have any questions or concerns feel free to PM me!

[CrustyButtHole]

(12-08-2016, 03:36 AM)✨101✨ Wrote: You have quite the potty mouth











Welcome to the forums!!

If you have any questions or concerns feel free to PM me!

Aww, thank you!

Wuv u!

[Squirrel]

(12-08-2016, 02:52 AM)CrustyButtHole Wrote: Heeey, all!

I'm gomma write an extremely self-centered post about myself, which will contain lotsa and lotsa of I's, Me's, and shit. So, here it goes:

I am CrustyButtHole.

~some snipping done~

Ok, ok, OKAY! This is getting very stupid. Let's put it in this form:
I am 57 years old, a very handsome, blue-male who lives in his own house, paying bills and

~more snipping and peals of laughter contained~

Since I am butthurt (pun not intended) for no apparent reason, I may seem like one but I can assure you that I am most certainly NOT an ^&%#$#HOLE (again, no pun intended).

~more snipping~

P.S. I like toilets.

LOL!!!

Sounds like you are high on life!

I like you already. Your presence means that I am one-rung down on the "most aged user" list.

And it's easy to tell that you're high on life, living off the avails. (But not THOSE avails!!)

Welcome aboard our forums, and fear not! Anything you wanna forget about, you can forget it here. And, if you actually need to remember and do the impossible (yet again!), there's a few decent minds you can bounce stuff off of, as well.

Signed,

Mgmt
H o t e l C a l i f o r n i a

[CantREKTMe]

Don't really know what to say about this thread...

[Voakie]

I'm scared


mom?



MOM!!

~runs away~

[Supergirl]

(12-08-2016, 03:17 PM)Voakie Wrote: I'm scared


mom?



MOM!!

~runs away~

No worries, @Supergirl have an eye on him, even if he is on toilet 



WELCOME 

[Squirrel]

(12-08-2016, 04:56 PM)Supergirl Wrote: No worries, @Supergirl have an eye on him, even if he is on toilet 



WELCOME 

:O :O :O

~mouth hangs open in sheer astonishment~

:O :O :O

Did you just....

admit to using x-ray vision to see a guy doing his biznizz in da BATHROOM?!?!??

~stumbles backwards, mentally stunned!~

[Supergirl]

He said he likes toilets, so I guess he takes his time there 

[Squirrel]

(12-12-2016, 12:33 PM)Supergirl Wrote: He said he likes toilets, so I guess he takes his time there 

Nice save!

[Supergirl]

(12-12-2016, 12:46 PM)Squirrel Wrote:

(12-12-2016, 12:33 PM)Supergirl Wrote: He said he likes toilets, so I guess he takes his time there 

Nice save!

[Narej]

Welcome to the forums. This was an interesting introduction haha.