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[Pilo]

hi, im Pilo and im a sexy caveman

things I like. sticks, rocks, chips, hookers, and clubs to beat hookers with. 

things I do when im bored. 
1. taunt the government and cause riots for cavemen rights
2. masterbate
3. throw rocks at hookers and put them in my wagon
4. drink b33r and cheap wine from a gas station
5. oooh oooh ahh ahh!!

important thangs
I have more bitches then Trump does








bad intro, you want more detailed? then look up caveman in a book or something