New commands

[Squirrel]

I would say that the chat in this server would be so hideous, we should just axe the normal chat altogether, and replace it with something else.
Every time you try to type a line and hit enter, it basically does nothing, and gives you a random entry from the following:

• Your momma didn't teach you that word!
• Put this bar of soap in your mouth this instant, buster!
• AUTOCORRECT Failure: Too many typos.
• Please stop typing to reduce the smoke coming from your ears.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but these words will make me desert you!
• Is there a new truckstop in town?
• Now tell me what you REALLY think!
• Whoever told you that you look cute when you're mad was LYING to you!
• Emotional Overload: Please take an 'Anger Management' course!
• We can't say that on the live Internet!
• In the name of Jesus, I command that YOU COME OUT OF them, you demon!
• I suppose your 'frenemy' days are over??
• What a thing to say! You're going to need a priest after this!
• MUTED for foul language!
• CENSOR Overload: Replaced with "^%#$% #^%$^%# %$@$%!!!"
• Now that's not a nice thing to say!
• Not even Howard Stern would say that.
• If you can't say anything nice about someone, then say nothing at all!
• Your input deleted for Drama Control.
• Please report to Poison's Control Centre for being toxic!