The Solotrick

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All right, this might be a ride so if you don't like reading, go ahead and click away.

The Solotrick. Now, everyone know what a solotrick is, so why am i telling you about it? if you don't know how to solotrick, here is an 11/10 guide on how to:

hao 2 du a solotrik;
step won: press z and w at saem tiem
step too: u r dun! yaaaaaaaay!

Okay, in all seriousness, my point is that they take less than 30 seconds to learn but can do so much.

And what I mean by "so much" is not positive. it can do so much BAD.

When was the last time you did an amazing moment, just did something good or got someone by reversing a solotrick but a big guy saw and decided to solotrick you and make you lose all your mass to a noob who just pressed two keys at the same time? (and maybe a third key, but we'll get to that later)
If your answer was "not too long ago", then...
CONGRATULATIONS! you are now officially going to love all my points in this thread!

Now, you all know that everyone can do it, but that's justa theory, a GAME... I mean, uh, that's just a little bit dumb imo.

The solotrick is CANCEROUS. I don't like it, no one likes getting solotricked, now if you still don't get my point. here it is:

which one seems more fair:
legitimately tricksplitting, popsplitting or reversing you, or even just a plain split:
orr
z + w = mass

Its simply not enough to make someone feel like thy have been legitimately killed! you literally just pressed two goddamn keys.
ITS
NOT
PRO.

Okay, I've rambled enough about that, now its time to move on to...
The even worse kind!
If you do not know what I'm talking about (you probably do) I mean the SOLOFREEZE!
Okay for those of you who don't know, Solotricks can only be used if you are between the masses of 10K and 40K.
The Freeze key, or F, can expand those masses if you freeze yourself while doing a solotrick.
if you are below 10K and solotrick, there are too many pieces with not enough mass so it fails.
if you are above 40K and solotrick, there is too much mass between your individual pieces too much mass is left in your small pieces and your biggest piece is not big enough so it fails.
The Freeze key removes the 40K limit because you can pause and feed your biggest cell a lot more before you unfreeze and launch it ahead, killing your enemy.
The freeze key is only available to 2 types of people.
1. people who spend 24 000 coins a day to get freeze
2. people who have gold member.
everyone else does not have freeze available to them at all.
the solofreeze is the exact same as the solotrick, meaning its stupid to die from and you feel like that was very unfair but this time:
THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO IT
AND ITS NOT EVEN AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE
making it even more stupid when you die to one
It angers me every time I gained lots of mass legitimately by baiting, self-feeding, and presplitting, then some noob comes along and uses an already overused and cancerous key combination that takes 30 seconds to learn, and 30 seconds to perfect.

"oKaY bUt pIzZaFtW wHaT dO yOu ThInK wE sHoUlD dO!!!1!!"

I propose that we should make freeze a bit more expensive since its getting old and everyone's overusing it
and so that freeze should be banned from some servers. What I mean is that anyone can buy freeze, that's okay, but it could be allowed in X insta, but not in Giga/Giant/Gigantic where they are overused to create Solofreezes and stuff like that
I see no disadvantages of having freeze removed if our goal is to stop solofreezing and only solofreezing

Sadly, I don't see a way to stop solotricking, since the W and Z key are too commonly used and well, everyone can use them. Even me, I abuse W and Z all the time, but not together. just for bait and self-feed.

Okay if you made it this far,

Good job.

But if you just came to see the ending I want to hear you guys post your opinions in the comments. Adios peoplez